{"id":2313,"date":"2012-03-23T10:43:52","date_gmt":"2012-03-23T09:43:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hcandersen-homepage.dk\/?page_id=2313"},"modified":"2013-09-23T22:26:04","modified_gmt":"2013-09-23T20:26:04","slug":"the-happy-family","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/www.hcandersen-homepage.dk\/?page_id=2313","title":{"rendered":"The Happy Family"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>The Happy Family<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>By Hans Christian Andersen (1848) &#8211;\u00a0<a title=\"Illustration af H.C. Andersens eventyr \u201cDen lykkelige Familie\u201d\" href=\"https:\/\/www.hcandersen-homepage.dk\/?page_id=15320\">Illustration<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>The largest green leaf in this country is certainly the burdock-leaf. If you hold it in front of you, it is large enough for an apron; and if you hold it over your head, it is almost as good as an umbrella, it is so wonderfully large. A burdock never grows alone; where it grows, there are many more, and it is a splendid sight; and all this splendor is good for snails. The great white snails, which grand people in olden times used to have made into fricassees; and when they had eaten them, they would say, \u201cO, what a delicious dish!\u201d for these people really thought them good; and these snails lived on burdock-leaves, and for them the burdock was planted.<\/p>\n<p>There was once an old estate where no one now lived to require snails; indeed, the owners had all died out, but the burdock still flourished; it grew over all the beds and walks of the garden\u2014its growth had no check\u2014till it became at last quite a forest of burdocks. Here and there stood an apple or a plum-tree; but for this, nobody would have thought the place had ever been a garden. It was burdock from one end to the other; and here lived the last two surviving snails. They knew not themselves how old they were; but they could remember the time when there were a great many more of them, and that they were descended from a family which came from foreign lands, and that the whole forest had been planted for them and theirs. They had never been away from the garden; but they knew that another place once existed in the world, called the Duke\u2019s Palace Castle, in which some of their relations had been boiled till they became black, and were then laid on a silver dish; but what was done afterwards they did not know. Besides, they could not imagine exactly how it felt to be boiled and placed on a silver dish; but no doubt it was something very fine and highly genteel. Neither the cockchafer, nor the toad, nor the earth-worm, whom they questioned about it, would give them the least information; for none of their relations had ever been cooked or served on a silver dish. The old white snails were the most aristocratic race in the world,\u2014they knew that. The forest had been planted for them, and the nobleman\u2019s castle had been built entirely that they might be cooked and laid on silver dishes.<\/p>\n<p>They lived quite retired and very happily; and as they had no children of their own, they had adopted a little common snail, which they brought up as their own child. The little one would not grow, for he was only a common snail; but the old people, particularly the mother-snail, declared that she could easily see how he grew; and when the father said he could not perceive it, she begged him to feel the little snail\u2019s shell, and he did so, and found that the mother was right.<\/p>\n<p>One day it rained very fast. \u201cListen, what a drumming there is on the burdock-leaves; turn, turn, turn; turn, turn, turn,\u201d said the father-snail.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThere come the drops,\u201d said the mother; \u201cthey are trickling down the stalks. We shall have it very wet here presently. I am very glad we have such good houses, and that the little one has one of his own. There has been really more done for us than for any other creature; it is quite plain that we are the most noble people in the world. We have houses from our birth, and the burdock forest has been planted for us. I should very much like to know how far it extends, and what lies beyond it.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThere can be nothing better than we have here,\u201d said the father-snail; \u201cI wish for nothing more.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYes, but I do,\u201d said the mother; \u201cI should like to be taken to the palace, and boiled, and laid upon a silver dish, as was done to all our ancestors; and you may be sure it must be something very uncommon.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThe nobleman\u2019s castle, perhaps, has fallen to decay,\u201d said the snail-father, \u201cor the burdock wood may have grown out. You need not be in a hurry; you are always so impatient, and the youngster is getting just the same. He has been three days creeping to the top of that stalk. I feel quite giddy when I look at him.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYou must not scold him,\u201d said the mother-snail; \u201che creeps so very carefully. He will be the joy of our home; and we old folks have nothing else to live for. But have you ever thought where we are to get a wife for him? Do you think that farther out in the wood there may be others of our race?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThere may be black snails, no doubt,\u201d said the old snail; \u201cblack snails without houses; but they are so vulgar and conceited too. But we can give the ants a commission; they run here and there, as if they all had so much business to get through. They, most likely, will know of a wife for our youngster.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI certainly know a most beautiful bride,\u201d said one of the ants; \u201cbut I fear it would not do, for she is a queen.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThat does not matter,\u201d said the old snail; \u201chas she a house?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cShe has a palace,\u201d replied the ant,\u2014\u201ca most beautiful ant-palace with seven hundred passages.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThank-you,\u201d said the mother-snail; \u201cbut our boy shall not go to live in an ant-hill. If you know of nothing better, we will give the commission to the white gnats; they fly about in rain and sunshine; they know the burdock wood from one end to the other.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWe have a wife for him,\u201d said the gnats; \u201ca hundred man-steps from here there is a little snail with a house, sitting on a gooseberry-bush; she is quite alone, and old enough to be married. It is only a hundred man-steps from here.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThen let her come to him,\u201d said the old people. \u201cHe has the whole burdock forest; she has only a bush.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>So they brought the little lady-snail. She took eight days to perform the journey; but that was just as it ought to be; for it showed her to be one of the right breeding. And then they had a wedding. Six glow-worms gave as much light as they could; but in other respects it was all very quiet; for the old snails could not bear festivities or a crowd. But a beautiful speech was made by the mother-snail. The father could not speak; he was too much overcome. Then they gave the whole burdock forest to the young snails as an inheritance, and repeated what they had so often said, that it was the finest place in the world, and that if they led upright and honorable lives, and their family increased, they and their children might some day be taken to the nobleman\u2019s palace, to be boiled black, and laid on a silver dish. And when they had finished speaking, the old couple crept into their houses, and came out no more; for they slept.<\/p>\n<p>The young snail pair now ruled in the forest, and had a numerous progeny. But as the young ones were never boiled or laid in silver dishes, they concluded that the castle had fallen into decay, and that all the people in the world were dead; and as nobody contradicted them, they thought they must be right. And the rain fell upon the burdock-leaves, to play the drum for them, and the sun shone to paint colors on the burdock forest for them, and they were very happy; the whole family were entirely and perfectly happy.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\u00a0\u00a0<a title=\"HCA\u2019s samlede eventyr\" href=\"https:\/\/www.hcandersen-homepage.dk\/?page_id=1162\">Indeks over H.C. Andersens eventyr \u2014\u00a0Index of Hans Christian Andersen Fairy tales<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Happy Family By Hans Christian Andersen (1848) &#8211;\u00a0Illustration The largest green leaf in this country is certainly the burdock-leaf. If you hold it in front of you, it is large enough for an apron; and if you hold it over your head, it is almost as good as an umbrella, it is so wonderfully &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.hcandersen-homepage.dk\/?page_id=2313\" class=\"more-link\">L\u00e6s mere <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">The Happy Family<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"class_list":["post-2313","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hcandersen-homepage.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2313","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hcandersen-homepage.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hcandersen-homepage.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hcandersen-homepage.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hcandersen-homepage.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2313"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.hcandersen-homepage.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2313\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":53234,"href":"https:\/\/www.hcandersen-homepage.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2313\/revisions\/53234"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hcandersen-homepage.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2313"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}